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I can live in a world wherein morons pay for this crap. No problem with that, but you cannot make me care.
Capital Thinking · Issue #964 · View online
Things I Don’t Care About Vol 2
Here are a few other things I don’t care about.
1. Facebook renaming itself Meta. I couldn’t possibly care less. I tried to, but, nope, I couldn’t do it.
I don’t even want to know why Zuck picked the word “meta” or what it means. Just don’t care.
2. Professional sports — y’all are exhausting with all of your whining millionaire complaints about playing a damn game. Go away. I just don’t care.
And your opinions on politics, cultural matters? I’d rather listen to squirrels eating the pecans from my pecan tree. Just don’t care.
College sports? Hell, yes. We are entering that perfect time of year — football and basketball at the same time. Bring it.
3. Donald J Trump’s tweets — don’t care a whit. Make your own social media platform, Don. Do whatever the Hell you want, but I really don’t care who you savage and what you Tweet. Turn it loose.
Now, I did like the Trump economy. I admit it. But, let’s be honest, the New Guy is making the Former Guy look good. Who knew?
Know what really fascinates me? All the Trump haters wanted the guy gone. The guy goes.
Now, it’s like they can’t go fifteen minutes without talking about the guy, without writing about him, without blaming something on him. They’re keeping the Trump fire aglow.
I’m amazed to find out all the stuff the guy did. I was paying attention, but I clearly missed a lot of stuff. Sheesh!
4. The whole gender assignment business — I don’t care. If you look at your nether regions in a mirror and can’t figure out what gender you are, then that’s on you and I don’t care.
If you think there are more than two genders — not saying you can’t believe that with fervor, have at it — don’t ever again tell me to follow the bloody science, mate. Don’t go there.
OTOH, if you are hanging around preying upon young women in confused bathrooms, then I think you should have to spend an hour — half an hour, maybe, Dad’s can work fast — in the same bathroom with the girl’s Dad and a baseball bat. It should be one of those aluminum bats so we can hear the impacts.
Before every predator gets ready to assault a woman, he should be required to see a pic of the girl’s brothers, cousins, and father. This is clearly a sound policy.
5. Hunter Biden art and the artiste — if America is so stupid as to take this boob seriously then that is on them.
I can live in a world wherein morons pay for this crap. No problem with that, but you cannot make me care.
And yes, there is a "Things I Don't Care About Vol 1"
